R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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