I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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