Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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