Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
