i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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