I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i can't believe i had my finger in that
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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