GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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