But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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