Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
