Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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