On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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