Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
well you can't waste a boner
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Randomize
