Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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