i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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