Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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