He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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