I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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