didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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