No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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