I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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