the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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