Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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