Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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