The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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