Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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