Me. At least after what I've been through.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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