So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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