Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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