she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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