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when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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