I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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