I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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