this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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