I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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