So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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