I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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