Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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