is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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