Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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