**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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