i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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