She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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