After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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