does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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