I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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