my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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