Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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