i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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