it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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