Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
