yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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