Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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