Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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