How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
