Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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