so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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