fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
vagina is talking i cant
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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