i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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