I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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